Autistic Market Maker

Market up, market down. The only explanation is they’re autistic. Bitcoin halving? Ethereum forks? Half the spectrum? Join us

Snagging Your Tokens 101

Snag a Wallet

Metamask, TrustWallet, whatever floats your boat!

Load Up on ETH

Get that wallet chunky with ETH!

Swap Time

Head over to Uniswap, paste our token, and swap ETH for chaos tokens!

Hold & Holler

Just hold and join the party!

AUTISTIC ROADMAP

Where We Headin’?

Phase 1

Phase 2

Phase 3

Hop In, The Water’s Wild!